no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
I OFTEN EXPRESS THIS SENTIMENT.
oh I have a thing tomorrow? guess I’ll go to bed at 2 AM instead of 3 AM
i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.
Have you ever like met someone and gotten to know them and just been like how can you possibly be single?????? Like you’re so awesome and cute and funny?????¿¿¿
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
"Let me be frank with you"
Sir we can’t do that, we’re in court and can’t use a fake name in the records